Dil CHAHTA h AAP Ki D0STI Me DUB Jau,.. ___\(',')/____ -_ -_ -_ -_ -_ - - - - - - 0ye MUJHE Bahar NIKAL0, Me Toh MAZAK Kar Rha ...

Taro ko ginne wale hum na the, akele gungunane wale hum na the, ye to aapki dosti ne aadat laga di, warna kisiko itna yaad karnewale hum ...

Beti-Me Padosi Se Pyar Karti Hu Aur Me Uske Sath Bhag Rahi hu. Bap-Chlo Paise Aur Time 2no Bach Gye. Beti-Me Leter Pdh Rahi hu,Jo Mamy R...

"chand"ne"rab" say"chandni" mangi "Suraj" ne "rab" say "roshni"mangi Rab ne ...

Husband=1kiss le lu, Wife=no, Husband=Jewlry le dunga Wife=no Husband=Car le dunga, Wife=no Beta so raha tha,uth kr bola=papa meri hi ...

(_____) karna to koi tumse seekhe. FASHION LOVE FLIRT RESPECT BAATE KISS DOSTI NAFRAT IGNORE MASTI INme se 1 mere liye blank box...

Aasman se tod kar "tara" diya hai. Aalam e tanhai me ek sahara diya hai. Meri "kismat" b "naaz" karti hai mu...

X'cuse me . . . agar aap abhi soye nahi ho aur message padh rahe ho to "Good Night". Aur agar aap so gaye ho aur message ...

Q kehte ho kuch behtar nahi hota such ye h jaisa aap chaho waisa nahi hota, koi tumhara sath na de to gum na krna, khud se badhkar koi hu...

Q banaya Muje Ae banane Wale, Bahut Gam Dete he Zamane Wale.. Maine Aag K Ujale Me Kuch Chehro Ko Dekha He, Mere Apne hi the Mujhko jalan...

Tanhai ka Mousam h, Hum hai aur Gam h. Bas ye soch kar Muskura diya karte h Kisi ne kaha tha-haste rehna tumhe Hamari Kasam he.

Sharabi Road par pada tha policeman- itni Q pee rakhi he Sarabi- majburi thi policemen- kya majburi thi? sharabi-botal ka dhakkan gum ho...

Ek bar mai south me Chennai gaya. Wahan hotel me khana khaya bill bana 420 ka.. Mere pas paise kam the. To mai apni gf Rajni ko call karke ...

Ek bar Rajni chennai ghumne nikla.. Jagah jagah logo ki bhid dekh kar gues karne laga sayad ye meri movie ki poster dekh rahe hain aur khus...